Charges stick against Gummy


Well, New Yorkers — especially young kids — can rest assured that the notorious Gummy Bear has finally been brought to justice. After decades of ruining teeth, adding empty calories and exposing people to artificial coloring, the gelatinous cad is now in jail, or so says the poster art on this Thompson St. wall. Word has it the feds are considering deporting him to Germany.

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